WHO'LL STOP THE spam?

(Original: "Who'll stop the rain?" by J.C. Fogerty. Parody by Opinicus)

Long as I remember, the spam's been comin' down.
Gigabytes of garbage floodin' Usenet all around.
Mailbox overflowin' with ads for sex and scams.
And I wonder, still I wonder: Who'll stop the spam?

Tried to munge my address, seekin' shelter from this crap.
Spammers saw right through it and dumped more in my lap.
Filters fail to catch it: They just throw up their hands.
And I wonder, still I wonder: Who'll stop the spam?

Heard the spammers sayin' "So sorry that you're pissed."
"Just click on this button. We'll take you off our list."
Still the spam keeps pourin'. That button was a sham.
And I wonder, still I wonder: Who'll stop the spam?

 

(Note: "spam" in the title is deliberately in lower case to keep Hormel off my ass.)

Here's the original song, as performed by Creedance Clearwater Revival:
Who'll stop the rain?


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