DONE WITH SHEEP!

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

(Copyright © Twisted Tunes. Artist: Bob Rivers.)

If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')

Only Ewe (And Ewe Alone)

(Artists: The Platters. Original words and music by Buck Ram and Andre Rand. Parody by Opinicus)

Only ewe can make this world seem right
Only ewe can make the darkness bright
Only ewe and ewe alone can thrill me like ewe do
And fill my heart with love for only ewe

Growing your own...

Only ewe can make this change in me
For it's true, ewe are my destiny
When they nudge my hand
I understand the magic that ewe do
You're my dream come true, my one and only ewe

Only ewe can make this change in me
For it's true, ewe are my destiny
When they nudge my hand
I understand the magic that ewe do
You're my dream come true, my one and only ewe

(One and only ewe)

Alleged sheep abuser behind bars

By Jeff Reinitz

Waterloo Courier Staff Writer (Cedar Falls, Iowa)

From October 26, 2000

A Waterloo man has been arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a sheep at a college farm Wednesday.

Students at Hawkeye Community College's farm at 5503 Hammond Ave. discovered 46-year-old Robert Allen Broderson hiding naked in a hay loft shortly before 8 a.m., according to Waterloo police. An ewe--a female sheep--was tied up in the corner.

Broderson tried to flee, but the students captured him and held him until officers arrived, police said.

The college's farm manager examined the ewe and determined she had been injured during some type of sexual assault, according to court records.

The sheep had been tied up with a halter rope around the neck, and the legs were positioned so the hindquarters were elevated, according to police.

A blue nightgown was next to the ewe, police said.

Because Iowa does not have laws specifically banning sex with animals, Waterloo police arrested Broderson, of 423 Locust St., for criminal trespass and animal abuse. Bond was set at $75,000.

© Waterloo Courier


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